Mediocrity Is Yours

Lets kick this off with a bang. Hi, I’m Lord Kevin Landwaster, and I shall be sharing this site with Lady Tanya Agentwaster. I shall be a mind-blast and she shall fill you with images of glory.

To start, let me iterate an important philosophy: .. Actually, you can find that in the About section. Let me just say that these images are mine, and when I say mine I mean that in the strictest sense. I have taken reality and condensed them into a moment that only I could have taken. No other being could share that moment as they would have to overlap me in space and time.

The following images were recently processed and printed. They were from the Heritage festival in Edmonton, AB, Canada.

This is a cultural festival, and as such, there is always a variety of food from different cultures to dine on.

Apparently, they have fingersnacks in Nepal. Of course, the unfortunate part of a festival with lots of food is a shortage of food. There was this one tent that had a massive line-up outside. It took a while to finally make it to the front of the line and once we had gotten there, the food had ran out! This is a lesson to always have your camera ready to take a shot. The crowd had only begun to disperse when this man threw up his hands and proclaimed,

“Wait! The food is done! Come back!”.

Naturally, the crowd came back and formed a nice and orderly line. The rest of the festival was just food and random entertainment. I wasn’t much for the entertainment. Naturally, there was also an abundance of goods to be had. There was a woman, fixing her finger puppets.. Something about her hands.

I stood to the side with Lady Agentwaster while my sister bought a few finger puppets. There, I spotted a woman dressed as a nun walking briskly on a path that would take her past me. There was a nice low tree in front of me so I pre-set the focus and waited for her. She did not disappoint me.

I feel pretty lucky that she didn’t spot me or I’m sure she would have hit me. She looks like a mean old school teacher

Not everyone was in a hurry to get anywhere.

“Hey look! He’s taking a photo of us!”

“Too late! He’s gone! Stop posing.”

Well, the day was winding down so we decided to leave. We saw an interesting sight of a few raw pigs sitting in the sun while we were leaving. I went up to the pigs to try to take a shot of the individuals just mulling around the decaying meat when this man waved at me. He yelled “Come here!” and beckoned that I follow.

Well.. I followed and he sure showed me! Damn.. now this man was proud! This was a man who had the skill and the volitional consciousness required to get the job done, and he damn well knew it. I salute thee pig man.

Well, I’ll finish this off with a strange sight that I encountered while leaving the festival grounds.

I don’t know.